There's a guy named Tony who sorta hangs out with us. He's awright. He gave me my bath while I was there. I smelled and looked good.
Life is not so easy while a dog's in China, and I need some "me" time. There's alotta pressure on me to keep the family happy. I'm always havin' to be cute, and be available for pets, and waggin' my tail is wearing me out.
Besides, I keep hearing about how China is not so "animal-friendly". Sick birds - dead pigs - it's crazy.
I did hear Mommy say that someone new was moving in next door, and I think she said something about a dog… Hmm. I'll have to investigate that rumor.