Now I'm expected to pee in a new area that has barely been marked - I gotta get on that. Lots of awesome new smells though. One of my humans, the one they call "mom" keeps telling me to settle down - I am settling crazee lady - she just don't know what I been through.
So I heard that I am in China - where the hecka is that. Now I'm seriously gonna lose my mind. The little black poodle next door even told me that they eat dogs here. She can't be right - I mean that's cannibalism - she's just a dumb foreigner. She smells like cat anyway.
What's a dog to do? Just keep smiling, wagging, and will make my move when no one is looking.....